The BOFH

Disclaimer (read carefully)

• No animals were killed, injured or harmed in any way during the making of this website (except for the ones I ate).
• No animals were allowed to use this website until it was tested on and proven safe for humans.
• This site is provided “as is”, no other warranty expressed or implied.
• Warranty void when defective.
• Subject to change without notice.
• For amusement only.
• Do not try this at home.
• Some assembly required.
• Contents may settle during shipment.
• Do not remove back panel.
• Choking hazard: small children may choke in single-pixel pictures.
• View only as directed.
• Do not ingest or inhale.
• Do not view while operating a motor vehicle or heavy machinery.
• Objects on pictures may appear smaller than they are.
• All models are over 0 years of age.
• If there is something you don’t like, don’t bug me about it, just get the hell out of here.